"Disco dance lessons? 
Awwww, you shouldn't have.

You did?  Oh.  Ummm, I'd better be going.  I think there's another party next door at Channel 6.  They're also 30 this year.  And I'll bet they're dancing to actual MUSIC."

These pumps had a price capacity of 99.9 cents.  Back then nobody dreamed it would ever get that high.