January 1972
I have a DVD. Never mind. You didn't read that. I didn't say anything. Honest. Moving right along....
Wonder if Food Giant had those hideous pastries Kellogg's offered for a short while that looked like "Pop Tarts" after a bad acid trip: No, they weren't. From the "What were they smoking??!!" department: CUSTOMER 1: "Uhhh, what's with this cheeseburger? The meat patty is coated in what looks like an inch of greasy, salty breading!" CUSTOMER 2: "Excuse me ... but my fish & chips dinner has grill marks on the fish pieces, and is covered with mustard, ketchup and mayo." |