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"Honey, please check the PUNCH and see what channel Star Trek's on." "Channel 42." "Wait. I thought that was on 13." "No, dear, 13's carrying Gomer Pyle." "This confuses me. I feel sorry for you -- daytime TV must be a real doozy. I wonder who carries Days of Our Lives? What about Love of Life? 13 or 42?" "Channel 6." "6?? But they're ABC!" "Yeah, but they used to be CBS, remember? They still have Love of Life." "Oh, forget it! When's Joe Langston comin' on?" |
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"I've had it with you, Kirk! I'm changing careers
and starting a variety store chain.
It's far less stressful than working aboard a starship.
Beam THIS!"
That was such a terrier-able joke......
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