You mean you actually have to get out and go into an actual bank building?
C'mon, get with the times and offer bank-by-phone.   Call Western Union ... for deposits, ask for Operator 22.   To transfer funds, you'll need Operator 49.  

But if you're overdrawn?  That's easy - Operator 86 will handle that.

Quiet - let him paint undisturbed.   Please!
Somebody must have left the coffee pot on the stove....

Given the crapola that's on the tube nowadays, I'd even settle for what
both 6 and 13 were "airing" at 6 a.m.!